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submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Did they think Fidel drank pen ink

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Their internal polling indicated 100% of people drink pen ink ¯\(ツ)/¯

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Stay hydrated

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd kill to see that data, I bet they know which colour ink tastes best

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's blue, red is also good. Don't ask how I know.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I would guess that you were a Marine, but everyone knows they don't give pens to Marines, too pointy

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

There are poisons that can be absorbed through skin by contact.