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[–] [email protected] 163 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

pissing standing up

I sit on my throne like a king.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I sit down every time I go to piss because it's one if the few places where I can be sure I'll be left alone. It's not about the piss. It's about the break.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's also about not spraying piss all over my floor

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Or having both hands for the phone, or not needing to blind yourself with a light in the middle of the night. So many reasons.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Mark your territory, boy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Someone doesn't just get followed into the bathroom I see.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Thank fuck, tbh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

And tuck them like a eunuch.