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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

Wait until anon discovers a hamburger with a glazed donut for a bun and the entire thing is deepfried.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Where do I find this?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

served with a side drink of milkshake with double cream on it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Haha. At this point a fast food shake probably costs $5.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think you think you are joking but that is a real beverage option for said burger. They even add a stick of butter for extra fat content.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

No I don't, I have encountered many americans trying to convince me that this is a reasonable combo...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I haven't discovered this yet, praying 2025 won't be my year 🙏🏼

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Comes with a side of insulin I hope. $800 combo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Wait till Americans discover deep-fried candy bars, the one area where the Europeans (well, Scots in particular) area ahead of Americans in deep-fried tech.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We've had that for nearly a century, it's just state fair food because even Americans have standards.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Forcing Presidents to eat Iowa Goy Slop on national television like it's a TLC reality TV show called "My 1000 lb Family" is a rite of passage in this country.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

Haha that's cute! That's where deep frying starts here. We even deep fry butter.

Behold! A monument to American Gluttony!