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Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean I would go along with it, maliciouscompliance style.

"So you want to review the evidence?"
"Yes"
"In a secure facility?"
"Yes"
"On your own?"
"Well, maybe with my lawyer..."
"Alright, defendent will be locked up together with their lawyer according to their own wishes."

this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2023
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