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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

It's not as common now but I've met somebody who's first name is Gay.

Who's that guy over there? Well that's Homosexual Smith; the heterosexual.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

huge fan of the practice TV series, one of the starring roles was LisaGay Hamilton. used to be credited as Lisa Gay Hamilton but I don't know if she changed it, is stylizing it or if it was inconsistent crediting as is usually the case but currently it's LisaGay single word in most resources.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I knew a woman whose first name was Gay but she always went by her middle name.

Actually Homosexual Smith sounds like a famous frontiersman or maybe an Old West preacher.