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[–] [email protected] 25 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

The Flinstones theme safe?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Absolutely NOT. Fred Flintstone drove a zero-emissions vehicle, which is yabba-dabba-WOKE!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

Technically, the power source for his vehicle does have an exhaust port that occasionally puts out methane gas.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 15 hours ago

That was addressed at the end of the article.

At press time, Governor DeSantis banned reruns of “The Flintstones” after learning the family was having a “gay old time” in every episode.