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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I would guess, homeowner Luke is ok moneywise. If that couples photo on the website is his home... a brief analysis... correlation of christmas tree and miniskirt suggest an indoor temp of +72'F; an animal skin rug is under the dinning table (expensive choice); and the couple are likely childless (displayed book titled "Creatures With Cocks").

That's on a assumption it is his home. Still, how and why Mr. Luke resorted to get the delivery guy to heave-ho-ing; it comically should've never come to that.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Or they could be up to their eyeballs in debt and any small expense sends them into credit card debt. That's sadly quite common...

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 hours ago

I wasn't going to say house -poor....

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 hours ago

I guess his wife does look out of his league, you might be right