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Altoona McDonald's 1-Star Reviews Shift From Complaints About Food to Complaints About Employees Being Class Traitors (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If he wanted to be caught, it's possible he made an anonymous tip on himself and the workers caught the blame. Just a thought.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Yeah I mean if this is the person and they were an Ivy league educated tech worker with no background in violence/war, one might feel pretty guilty and out of sorts after killing someone regardless whether that person deserved it or not, many things are possible