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  • The teleportation can only be used to move you.

  • Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.

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[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Go to work like normal, open the register, empty it (money is a person item) and vanish forever to rural Japan.
Make sure I teleport to where non one sees it.

Alternatively: teleport to new Zealand, yall know exactly why.

[–] MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A cash register has like $500 in it. Easier to just get a job

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

where i work you have several thousand a day profit at a minimum, so i just wait until my day is over

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Depends on where & when, but yeah, biggest bank run I ever made was about $10k, enough to have some fun with sure, but not enough to disappear forever with. Certainly not to Japan.

[–] dipcart@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Home gonna fuck a sheep

[–] Bluetreefrog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Arrive with a pocket full of foreign currency...

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

i am very well aware of the fact that japan, in fact has a different currency to mine, but also that it lets you trade currency and has a LOT of centers to do so

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

has a LOT of centers to do so

Guessing you've never been to rural Japan ;)

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Do they just convert the money from a random foreigner with no passport coming up with a big pile of cash? That's gonna get you arrested for money laundering lol.

[–] Soulcreator@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do tell, I have no clue why you'd go to New Zealand.

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

for locations like matama , without new Zealand there is no lord of the rings