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Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All (thehardtimes.net)

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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending his bid for Attorney General, sources who attend Rickards High School confirm.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Sometimes the articles are just silly, but this one is worth the read!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

The cousins from Miami got me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The "Gaetz made a post asking reddit how to make venmo payments private" was my favorite.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Because of course he would

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