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“Confidence is the key to success” claim wealthy, attractive people (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lack of confidence is a barrier to success.

Most of the 'keys to success' are really about things that are a barrier if you don't have them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

there's five hundred doors and they're all locked and if you're missing one key you're fucked. confidence is one of those keys. being the child of a billionaire is another one.