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[–] [email protected] 20 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

The Confederates, for the non-Americans, take challenge to that.

They were the opposing force during the American Civil War, trying to keep slavery. Their reign was so short, even a can of beans last longer than they did.

And yet that doesn't stop chucklefucks in the American South proudly showing their Confederate flag, all because America is too chicken shit to call them losers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

you eat very slow dude

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Did they claim that their race is stronger than the enemy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

But it at least outlasted a lettuce, I think.