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I have, aye.
You're still going on about how when you google the term, you'll get a Wikipedia link and it says "mental disorder" right? I mean that completely means everything I proved about depression affecting your whole body wrong, without you needing to open any of them, doesn't it? /s
"It's just in your head" is the most naive quote I've read about depression in a decade.
Good. Now try to understand what you are reading.
To claim that depression is not a mental disorder is ridiculous. I read some bizarre claims here but that's taking the cake.
No-one has.
You're just too lazy to read any of that and you're too proud to admit what moronic bullshit it was to say "it's just in your head."
Your reading comprehension is garbage and you don't know the first thing about psychiatry.
You just did. By claiming that depression is not in your head.
Depression is a mental disorder and by the virtue of being a mental disorder is, quite literally, in your head.
No, you moron. I said that OBJECTIVELY it is in your head. Which is 100% correct claim - it is not in your arse, is it?
Now go back to your sandbox.
"Objectively, it's JUST in your head."
You said something moronic which I've proved completely wrong and instead of manning up and taking your words back, you dig in deeper to your stupidity, as if this was real life and you could get away with your bullshit.
You don't know a single thing about psychiatry, child.
Edit and also digestive issues are very much commonplace in mental disorders and poor nutrition can cause depression and in depression your entire body gets inflamed, so one could actually say depression is also in your arse
No, you moron. You CHOOSE to misinterpret what I said because you have a chip on your shoulder.
"I never said depression is just in your head"
"You're just misinterpreting me"
I don't want to sound like Matthew Perry here (RIP), but could you be any more childish?
The real question is, can you get more ridiculous?
Than directly quoting you and then quoting the part where you say you didn't say the thing you said?
It's gonna be challenging, I'll tell you that.
You just can't admit you said something which isn't true.
No, I am just still wondering if your reading comprehension can get any worse.
So by saying "OBJECTIVELY, depression is just in your head" you actually meant "well, depression isn't just in your head, it encompasses the whole body and we all understand about how mind-body dualism is a naive concept and everything in your body affects your mind and the other way around. depression creates inflammation through-out the body, robbing it of vital functionality required to maintain proper homeostasis, leading to a feedback loop worsening the situation"?
That's quite a lot of subtext for something that's prescriptively opposite of the comment.
Are you sure you're not just lying because you're ashamed of having said something incorrect? Because to me, that seems much more simple of an explanation.
Imagine me writing "the earth is flat" and then arguing that if you read that as if I thought the earth was flat, you're a moron, since I "obviously" meant that the Earth is of course actually an oblate spheroid. That would seem a tad silly, wouldn't it?
You have pretty much has written that the earth is flat, sweetie 😂
You don't understand what an example is? Dear lord.
You wrote that. It's bullshit. Harmful bullshit, I might add. But you're just not big enough of a person to admit to mistakes, even though we all make them.
Well, OBJECTIVELY depression is in your head, sweetheart. You still don't get it, do you?
Aww, is someone having to change their quote, because what they said was incorrect, but you can't admit to it so you pretend you didn't say what you actually did say?
You didn't say "depression is in your head". You said "Objectively, depression is JUST in your head."
That's something an overconfident moron with no understanding of psychiatry might say.
Are you a little bit slow?
Why do you keep replying?
You're just digging a deeper pit of hot shame.
You're pretending that you didn't say "Objectively, depression is JUST in your head?"
Or are you gonna pretend the "just" wasn't in there and you meant the opposite of what you said?
Can't answer any of these questions?
Maybe just stop replying if you can't admit to the silly things you said.
Why do you keep replying? You are just digging yourself a bigger hole.
I'm not the one who made a ridiculous claim which is 100% incorrect which goes "OBJECTIVELY, depression is just in your head :D", am I? ;>
Why can't you stand behind your own words? Perhaps you realise they were wrong and are a bit too ashamed to admit to it, but also you can't just take the L and leave it it.
Are you slow? Honest question.
For the very last time:.
Depression is a mental disorder. As such it is just in your head. Physical symptoms are symptoms, not a cause. Cause is JUST in your head.
Is it sinking in?
Your understanding of basic medicine is literally laughable.
As well as your rhetoric.
It's not "just in your head".
Mental disorders have many physical causes. Like I've explained to you several times already, no matter if you were the Buddha, by restricting your nutrients I could cause clinical depression in you.
To get any deeper is a waste of time with a pretentious pseudointellectual kid like you.
I can't even explain how black snd white your understanding is.
You even think "mental disorder" means "an illness that starts and exists in the mind". Utterly asinine. Mental disorders affect your mental health and functioning, whatever their cause.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biology_of_depression
You said something which isn't correct. Now you're crying because you're not man enough to own your mistakes.