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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep. Make no preparations for 2028. Any money you donate to campaigns is wasted money. Might as well keep it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Guys, don't even try to fight back. Please just give up."

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