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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm in. My recipe for pie crusts and whipped cream calls for a lot of cheap liquor and something called "flammable rags"? It's an odd recipe but comes highly rated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Flammable rags.....hmmmm, is that an Albany expression? Sort of like Steamed Hams?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Oh, not Albany, no. It's a Utica expression.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

this pie crust is oddly hard and crystalline, weird tall shape too