this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I give people that can pull of casual sex like this a lot of credit. I'm not old fashioned, I'd just be anxious as heck about an intimate moment being one of the only things I'm being judged upon by another person. It's such a hard thing to practice and be truly good at (it's inherently awkward, and porn certainly doesn't count as practice). It's a joke, but comments like this just make it feel almost like a competition. I'd feel like I was taking a big exam or on stage without a rehearsal.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sex is not a performance sport

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wait, then who are these people sitting at a table next to my bed, holding cards with numbers on them?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

They're playing poker.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

If I don't feel like I can have a good mutual laugh during, I'm not interested. Not many people I personally can achieve that kind of chemistry with in one night.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

For me, I can't go on without a referee in the room

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The way I see it, competitive casual sex works better when all parties know that there's a competition.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The best of the best get to stand awkwardly in an office waiting to find out why their bits are itchy. Winners!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Applicable if your competition is about combinatorics.

Come on, we can do better than counting the ol' in-and-out, competition-wise.

Spreading genes is so 2 mya