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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America (reductress.com)
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Honey, the preschool called... Dylan grabbed his first pussy! Anyway we have to find a new preschool. Fucking libs!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He's now in the Donald Trump school for gifted children

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

He's now in the Donald Trump school for ~~gifted~~ grifter children.

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Now he’s the one getting grabbed