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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America (reductress.com)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Nah, I see it this way: if this idiot can be president twice, YOU can do anything!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago

Step 1: inherit $400m

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

☑ Got lemons
☑ Made lemonade

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 days ago

*as long as the Israel overlord allows it