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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I also don't tip

Because I don't go to restaurants with servers

I vote with my wallet that the whole concept is stupid, I hate paying 20% for someone to be fake nice and move food 10 feet

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

This is the way. By going but not tipping you're just fucking over the server, not the business. To hurt the business' bottom line you have to not go. Or dine and dash, but that then fucks the server harder while also affecting the business.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That why they said they don't go to restaurants with servers. Either go to a restaurant where you buy food at a counter and bus yourself, or go to a tipless resturant with servers. Obviously don't just screw over the server.

Though, on a large scale, if everyone just stopped tipping all at once, nobody would be willing to work for server wages anymore, and restaurants would have to increase pay or get fucked. Too bad our economy is based on fighting for survival, and not the profit motive, because the reality is that it would just fuck people's lives up really bad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

And I was agreeing, thus starting the comment with "that is the way," which I'm assuming you missed.

And sure, and I'm assuming you mean more than $7.25, but there'd be a lot of missed rent and power bills along the way until they catch up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

What about dine and dash, while leaving a cash tip?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

9/10 chance that goes to cover part of your bill and the waiter gets fucked, but if you could guarantee they pocket it that'd work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hmm, maybe slip it to them when asking for the bill?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Sure, that might work, or give it to them up front (protip btw, you want GREAT service? Frontload that tip, your server will break the law for you if you do that lol).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

That’ll get them fired for looking like they conspired with you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

There's a good chance the restaurant will take it all since they were "owed".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's not exactly legal, but a lot of places will charge the server for a done and dash.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Hmm, what about fake checks? Surely there's an angle here where the server isn't punished, I don't go to jail, and the restaurant takes a hit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They should be replaced with automated mechanical food shuttles. I would tip those.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

How else do you plan to knock them over?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)