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The Truth About Tim Walz

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Tim Walz is a LIAR. This community is about outing his lies!

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Tim Walz wants you to think he'd be a competent vice president, and yet he's never shown us any indication that he can effectively pleasure a microphone. (lemmy.world)
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I don't know about you, but this tells me that he's never made it to third with a microphone in his life and is afraid we'll find out.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump did not pleasure a microphone.

He showed how he blows roadies to get them to do what he wants because he doesn't know how to adjust the height of a microphone stand.

Seriously, that's the only interpretation I have been able to come up with for what he did.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought the joke was that the microphone was a little flaccid so he had to give it some stimulation to make it long again?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Huh.

Well I hadn't thought of it that way, but it's equally fucking weird, so who knows?