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submitted 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Unlike a person, a horse’s hoof will totally only fit in an elephant gun or a howizer, everyone knows that the elephant gun bullets only stop if the elephant puts their trunk in the barrel and the horse would need to be on a ladder for the howitzer. Horses can’t climb ladders, silly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

It's called an elephant gun because it's for shooting elephants. Not because it's the size of an elephant. There is no way a horses hoof or an elephants trunk will fit in the barrel of a gun thats less than ~~an inch~~ a single freedom unit in diameter.

But you know what will? A finger. You're just going to want to shove it in their really good because those cartridges pack a punch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

No, the trunk will stop it.

Also, everyone knows elephants can’t shoot, so why would they need a gun. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

Nah, the elephant gun bullet would stop because a horse isn't an elephant.