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I am looking for work and man. It is so hard to care. Despite what it means for my life and the life of my wife. Begging for the collar around my neck.
What sort of man are you looking for?
oh great. you made me read my first two sentences and it has unintentional in your endo.
Oh it’s definitely intentional in your endo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gives your last sentence new meaning, too.
Also, I know that feeling. However you meant it...
yeah. you know im known for writing like that purposefully but this was coincidence as it just was how I felt atm.