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I have a hitch receiver on my sedan. I've been tempted to get a set for it because I think it'd be funny.
Edit: I've also thought about taking it a step further. My car also has a wiring harness for trailer lights. What if I drill in some red/yellow LED's into the nuts so they'll light up when I brake or use the blinker?
They're illegal in my ~~country~~ county, but I have seriously considered seeing if I could find a vagina to go there instead, since they're not covered in the law.
What country made truck nuts illegal?‽!
My guess would be most of them. Based on nothing.
Whoops, autocorrect. Meant "county" not "country"
What county CAN make truck nuts illegal? If you’re in the US I feel like that’s a first amendment violation.
I'm pretty sure they're illegal where I am too. I think they were considered obscene or vulgar. To be fair, some of them are made to look exactly like a scrotum. That might be too far.
fleshlight
Like so
Reminds me of the old gif of that woman skydiving naked
Jesus Christ. 🤣
Alternatively, you could put a cowbell on it, it's not obscene, but it's just as red neck.
It doesn't work, bc no matter how many you put on, it always needs more cowbell.
The first day you attach one cowbell.
The second you attach two more cowbells.
The third you attach four more cowbells.