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Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote | Onion News Network (www.youtube.com)
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In an appeal to the powerful voting block, Trump told a group of influential Amish megadonors that, if elected, he would make turning on the lights or plugging in an appliance a criminal offense.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I dont know what you specifically think about it but this is absolutely valid. It's practically required to have a phone in today's age.