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McDonald’s praised for giving work experience to convicted felon (newsthump.com)

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They should hire him full time. Just don't let him slack off on his phone. He is not responsible enough.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know it just fucked that up, too. Trump isn’t even a quality candidate for employment at a fast food restaurant. Of course he should never be president. Not again, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

He's not qualified to tie his shoes without adult supervision.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Do you think washing your hands matters when you smell that bad?