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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago (5 children)

How many of you disgusting perverts beat your meat standing up? I feel like this could be another version of the 'wiping with toilet paper' debacle where those on the standing and sitting sides can't comprehend how the other does it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

are you telling me that some people wipe with toilet paper after they stand up?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

About half, it seems. Shockingly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I use bidets...but standing is objectively worse.

Jesus, how many wipestanders do I know?

how many have I been treating like regular people all these years.

bathroom habits you never thought you would hear about epitomized here:

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0O3ljAcdMQ"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A worldly man is ready for any scenario. Sitting or standing; it makes no difference.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

When duty calls, we answer

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Gotta switch it up sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Not typically, but, you know, it's happened before

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Whats wrong with doing it standing up though?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It is suboptimal. Should be done while on your knees with your forehead on the ground.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Ah yes, the tentpole method