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Pope Francis Excommunicates All Of World’s Catholics So He Can Have Quiet Weekend Alone (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

i heard catholic people say that they pray for the Pope cuz he's too woke😂, they want to go full conservative, but main priest is not harsh enough on people they don't like

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

It really depends on where you are and who you know. Half the Catholics I've met have been social justice leaning progressives, the other half are single issue Trump voters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

They would crucify the shit out of Jesus for being a woke socialist for sure