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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she's fat.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

She's so fat that I'm genuinely concerned for her health.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields' health

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She’s so fat I can see what’s behind her

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

She's so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Just fat enough 😋

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

She's so fat that we're worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 weeks ago

Well, fat at least

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You can't see my mom, she's dead.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

She's 2.3 million light years away. We're seeing her in the past.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Of course she's dead, she's in space...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Fuckin' got them! Nice.