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Kamala Harris Appears On White Noise Podcast In Appeal To Sleepy Voters (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Screw debates, I want to see who makes the best ASMR video

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

Vance couch fucking. Mics in the cushions.

Are you sure you want this?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Trump can rub two hamburgers together.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

just him gently chanting "bing bing bong" on repeat