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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Does this mean Smaug was a tax auditor? No wonder nobody liked him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Most dragons are misunderstood. Do you know how long it takes to count a mountain of jewels and coins, with at least one jewel worth entire kingdoms hidden in the stack?

You can't estimate the value by weight, it's a heterogenous mixture. It must be meticulously counted in only the way a dragon can.

It's no wonder they attack anyone trying to steal from the horde they're working on.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Drag wants to bone the nerd dragon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 37 minutes ago

Good for you, drag. Good for you.