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[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I know someone who died twice. Well, I used to know them, the second time was lethal. First time they managed to survive though, with the help of a hospital full of doctors

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

That started off as such a promising joke

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Three men walk into a bar on a Tuesday at 1pm. A Welshman, an American, and a Japanese man. They all had severe alchoholism, and would lead very depressing lives with their failing livers over their 40s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Skill issue, LSD is nontoxic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

LSD is toxic, but the LD50 is so high that is doesn't pose a risk. They estimate a lethal dose to be 100mg, or like 200x an excellent dose of acid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Yes, everything is poisonous in stupid high CIA-experiment only dosages.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

death by too much LSD sounds like a uniquely awful way to go out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

According to the lab reports it is like a panic attack with fatal tachycardia and hallucinations that encompass your fleeting existence.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

sounds about right. I don't like acid personally but I dabble in shrooms once in a blue moon. last year I accidentally took a way stronger dose than I ever had and there was about an hour of feeling something like this,

panic attack with fatal tachycardia and hallucinations that encompass your fleeting existence

except I didn't die of course and once the terror wore off I had a good time. the dose I took was high for me but for a real afficianado it was probably a small one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I know someone who died twice. He came back and he looked different and didn't remember me. He had the same name though so I'm pretty sure he just forgot he'd died