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MY PERFECT MOURNING ROUTINE (lemmy.world)

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The perfect way to mourn your mundane life.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sunrise here, tomorrow, is around 7:30. When I take my morning walk, presumably just after I wake up at 5:30 because the walk is supposed to “get my brain ready to work” and I’m supposed to put several hours of work in during the morning, how do I “get sunlight in my eyes”?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

Have a villa in each hemisphere.

Turn your Winter into Summer taps forehead