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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Saying NO is a superpower!

"Hey, Sanctus. Where are you going? I was hoping you'd finish that report before noon?"

NO

"Uh, OK? Guess I'll see you at the meeting with our main customer then."

NO

See how easy that is?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Mate, it's impossible to work with you, we'll have to make you redundant, I'm sorry.

NO

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Reminds me of that one scene in the first episode of Coupling where Jane refuses to be dumped.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

"fuck, he's got us. We'll have to regroup and think of another tactic."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

while curling 50 lb. dumbbells

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

How's your shift going? Looks like a pretty busy morning! Hey could you please make sure you catch the markdown on the bread? The bakery counter didn't cover up the old barcode properly.

NO

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Its really easy until everyone complains I'm saying no, my review scores drop, and I get fired. Idk what kind of heaven exists out there where you can actually say no without the rest of the office dogpiling you like rapid corporate zombies but its not the place I work at. I could say no once, that person hold a vendetta, and give me a 1/10 on my review, costing me a raise. Its absolutely a fucking Klingon culture up in here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Saying no is a superpower, just not in the way the author of the original post intended. As comments like yours highlight, saying no to nonsense work is out of reach for the vast majority of people who would most benefit from it (i.e. workers who are bothered by managers). It sounds like your workplace is especially gruelling in that respect.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Its a slog for no reason, it doesnt have to be like this at all. The "leaders" create and actively maintain this environment. I have given whole presentations on how to fix it. They want it to remain a brutal revolving door.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

It sounds like your coworkers lack honor! Perhaps it is time for them to experience Bij...