this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That, or try breaking his arms.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yup, more than one way to skin a cat. (BTW, I heard this term as a construction term, as in operating a Caterpillar machine).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Furiously peels the vinyl off the tractor seat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

slowly peels vinyl off the tractor seat Yup. More than one way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.