this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago (4 children)

$100 bucks says Anon is ugly and/or overweight.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

Only if the person that made up the fictional character writes it that way.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago

Or just give off massive fake and gay energy

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

$100 says the green text is an artistic work of falsehood

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

100¢ says anon is a bad flirt.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Naw, that still assumes anon is a real person, telling a real story.

As a rule, anything posted to /b/ is an artistic work of fiction or falshood, and only a fool would believe otherwise

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't that exact quote posted on the top of every page on /b/? Wouldn't that make that rule itself an artistic work of fiction?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Almost exactly, yeah

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

tf? green text is always true, anon never makes shit up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"All those women feeding him"