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[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine if these morons were actually able to go 5 minutes without punching themselves in the dick. There would be no election this year and the republic would be no more. I bet they’ll be better prepared this time.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 weeks ago

Trump names Rudy Giuliani as cybersecurity adviser

Rudy Giuliani needed Apple genius help to unlock his iPhone after being named Trump cybersecurity adviser

Giuliani’s actions call into question his understanding of basic security measures, two former FBI cyber experts told NBC News.