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[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stay strong brother, praying for a swift recovery.

/s

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Instructions unclear, sent horde of Swifties to recovery room.