Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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I'm listening to a motivational speaker at a corporate conference when I realize... (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Corporate America has programmed people to HUSTLE! BE THE BEST! ACHIEVE! MAKE MORE MONEY!!! for so long that they now need to pay someone to come and teach us how to relax, enjoy the moment and be happy again.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, it was how to relax and live in the moment and find joy.

I spent most of it typing out a tutorial for how to eat a taco without getting shit all over yourself. It's in my comment history if you're interested.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"First step, don't shit where you eat."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Second step: get an apron and a giant sized toddler chair