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Fire up the inertial dampeners, retract all moorings and clear space dock. It's time to boldy go where no one has gone before!
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The Kobay-ouchie Maru.
How do you like my solution?
The alien blood corrodes away the bottom of your cup. Now what do you do?
I try to communicate with it.
It speaks only in disposable cup idioms. It says: "Red Solo, when the beer fell." Now what do you do?
I eat the cup so that I can have its inner light.
You arrive without traveling, see all without looking, and do all without doing. You get a nifty flute souvenir. The ship explodes. Score: 0/100. Thank you for participating in the Kobay-ouchie Maru.
I believe there is still the matter of the free hat.
Acknowledged. Launching Starfleet standard hat distribution holoprogram.
Today is a good day to dive.
When he gets pulled out, he'll be fisherman's Worf.