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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Pro move, don't turn the light on, sit to pee

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Super pro move: don't turn the light on, piss all over.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Hyper pro move: wear diaper to bed

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Ultra pro move: Master the art of echo location

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I do this. Occasionally fall asleep on the toilet. Whatever, mission accomplished.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Double pro move: Get a warm color night light