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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

One eye open, switch light on, pee.

Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Pro move, don't turn the light on, sit to pee

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Super pro move: don't turn the light on, piss all over.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Hyper pro move: wear diaper to bed

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Ultra pro move: Master the art of echo location

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I do this. Occasionally fall asleep on the toilet. Whatever, mission accomplished.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Double pro move: Get a warm color night light

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

aaand I fell into the toilet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It's very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The light in my bathroom is piss-yellow, which I guess also helps because blue light is bad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Slight adjustment: No lights, vape screen is now flashlight.