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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How do you use a password manager at desktop login

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You implant a chip in your brain that gives it control over your finger movement.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Until someone hacks your brain, or just puts a keyboard in front of you and lets the chip do its thing without your consent.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Working from home, connecting to a VM, you can use a password manager on your machine to log into the VM

And your home machine can be always logged on, or fingerprint unlock, or USB stick unlock or whatever

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Use it on your phone, duh :P

Jokes aside I wish windows supported pin+hardware key to log in... But alas that's an enterprise only thing.