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Stick it to a garlic farmer by buying their garlic? Even if selling it again means that they dont get the sales at that event, thats still garlic sold at previous events above the amount that they might otherwise have sold. Maybe growing more changes things, but unless one is a farmer oneself, I doubt one can so easily grow more garlic that a professional garlic farmer, because of the land and tools needed.
This person purchased twitter blue. They are clearly incapable of complex thought and reasoning.
This guy is looking at the long view. If you read it to the end, he's starting his own garlic farm and is going to constantly undercut Jim's prices, so that Jim won't make any (or many) sales, until Jim goes out of business. He's doing this even if it means a loss for himself; his goal is to ruin Jim's business.
Now, this is what's known in Birdman culture as "a Dick Move," but Jim seems a bit of a dick himself. However, while it might screw up the beginning of my season, if I were Jim I'd simply pivot to onions.
It all comes down to how far OP's poster is willing to take it. He certainly seems petty enough to pursue all paths, at whatever cost, to prevent Jim from being able to still produce at that farmer's market; changing crops as Jim changes crops. If Jim's invested enough, he could rotate his crops between a half-dozen different root stocks and the odds Vengeance Boy would happen to match whatever he's selling that season would be slim and spoil his plan.
The dude showing up with onions would be an incredible twist
Hey! Got any ~~garlic~~ onions?
bum bum bum bahdadahdahdahdah
It supposes that our garliccel didn't need the income, and they the original garlic guy does. By obliterating sales, he harms him now, and in the future.
I don't understand Jim's deal. He wanted to charge our protagonist MORE money per bulb than he would charge someone buying less garlic? Why?
Was it a deeply shortsighted, cynical attempt to turn a quick buck? Was Jim weirded out by the dynamic forming with TokyoSunbather and was trying to put some distance between them? Was there some sort of subtle dynamic occurring where TokyoSunbather would take the best bulbs and leave only shitty ones behind, and that was causing subsequent customers to perceive Jim's stock as low-quality, thereby negatively affecting his reputation?
I don't understand. Something is missing. TokyoSunbather is either holding something back, or is overlooking a key detail. Either way I want to know. It doesn't make sense. Jim doesn't make sense. What is the missing piece I need to know.
Oh good, I'm glad someone else is asking this question. The whole story hinges on it, and it doesn't make sense.
I'm assuming someone rewrote the events that happened to Hoy Fong Sriracha
Maybe or maybe Jim is mean
Or Jim was in fact giving OP a deal and could no longer afford it
Why not both?! Lol
I thought the story there was the sauce producer wanted to diversify who he was buying from so if his friend the pepper grower had a bad harvest, he could still produce some sauce. Said pepper grower became quite irate that his former friend didn't trust him enough to rely on his harvest alone. Is that not what happened?
It just reeks of something that would appear on 4Chan, I wouldn't read too much into it
Oh I didn't for one second think it was a true story. But it is a fun story that, with the exception of this one massive glaring hole, reads really well. Which just makes the one plot hole stand out even more.
Or, and hear me out, somebody made up a story and posted it in the internet.
Even if it's made up, there's still more we want to know.
Could be an AI made story, garlic only lasts about 6 months before spoiling. Seems like the kind of mistake AI would make.
Does the 60% mean he was buying 60% of ALL of Jim's garlic? That would be pretty annoying, to have someone clean you every week and have none for other customers. Obviously selling all your stock is great, but everyone else needs some too.
60% seems pretty good though? Like 40% for everyone else still sounds like alot of garlic to go around.
I think it's saying they settled on 60%, I'm guessing that means it was all of it before.
Op hadn't showered throughout this whole ordeal and absolutely reeked of garlic
This is the most parsimonious hypothesis so far.
There was another tweet from before this one about "When the farmers market has a deal on bulk garlic" which leads me to believe he was getting a discount before and feels slighted at the removal. But who really knows? Either way I followed and am looking forward to an update.
If you have enough customers that you can sell 4 lbs to one at a rebate and the rest is sold at regular price to the other clients, but then that one client starts buying all your stock at a rebate, you're losing money compared to the past situation, so you might be better off losing that client or forcing them to pay full price and hoping that they just continue buying depending on how the math works out...
But the guy wrote that he was paying normal prices/didn't get any bulk pricing.
But according to the story, he was buying at full price. No bulk discount. Jim was demanding more than his regular price. And, depending on when in the day he showed up, the price that Jim demanded fluctuated.
There's gotta be more to this.
Jim's gonna buy all his garlic and then made a profit again, essentially double dip.
I genuinely expected this to be a metaphor for foreign drug prices or agricultural rights. But nope, just angry farmers all the way down.
I’m very much interested in what happens at the garlic festival.
[Post had a picture of a shotgun, a spilled bag of garlic, the book “Ramillia Quarterly, and a folded hoodie with the text “Hikkikimori Condition”]
Jim got Walmarted
https://xcancel.com/tokyosunbather/status/1835068468879659372#m
You know, I knew from the other comment what to expect, but the picture still caught me off guard and cracked me up.
People, thats why I always say, don't just stop taking your medication. You might feel fine now, but then you end up with a shitton of garlic.
Please! See your psychiatrist before doing anything rash.
Can't wait to read all about this in the newspapers
What the fuck
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Ya we need the spicy deets