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Man Asserts Being Conservative Divorced Dad Whose Kids Won’t Speak to Him Anymore is The New Punk Rock (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They're not "punk" by any definition. Conformism isn't punk.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Neither were Nazis, but the song still slaps and was absolutely necessary. https://youtube.com/watch?v=PzHLPnGuVSQ. TLDR iconic punk band with two Jews and a Black guy got tired of skinhead punks showing up wearing Nazi shit and being racist, and wrote this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didnt the punk community make a hobby of beating the shit out of nazis that showed up to concerts?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Some parts of the punk community punch Nazis on sight, yes. Particularly in the British punk community.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Someone’s gotta tell them they don’t belong