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"Bag toss" lol
Satire site doesn't wanna say cornhole?
Saying pop vs soda can get you killed in some places. This ain't shit.
Soda weirdos are the ones calling it bags.
I mean soda was around to refer to a carbonated beverage hundreds of years before pop came into use. Plus pop is one of those confusing English language words that can mean a few different things (dad, loud-noise, carbonated-beverage, punch, arrive, etc.). You do you though. And keep thinking anybody who does things differently than you is weird. That's healthy.
You may have taken this too seriously. Friendly got-your-back-reminder.
My mom's 100% rural redneck boyfriend is an avid "bags" player and calls soda "pop" as well as calling dinner "supper" and any dish he isn't familiar with is a "casserole"
The real rednecks call it "so-dee"
I called it pop when I was a kid, then I grew up. I don't call it soda though. Now I just call it whatever is actually in the can.
I always play it safe and call it gassy sugar juice
We got one!!!