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A bit of sadness (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 94 points 1 week ago

Meanwhile, Jenny's out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover...

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Also is the alfredo brought out hot or cold? Jenny where are you?!!!!

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

you start stomping through the kitchen, looking for your server

“Sir, you can’t come back here!”

“I HAVE TO FIND JENNAY!!”

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

A few hours later:

"No, this is not Jenny, Sir."

"Sir‽"

"Sir, now please let go of Ms. Understood and come out with your hands in the air!"

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Meanwhile, Jenny's out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ha! This made me laugh out loud. Nice.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It drives me crazy when they drop the food off and then come back like 30 seconds later and ask how it is. I don't know, man! I haven't even tasted it yet. Look at my plate. Does it look like I know how it is?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Or how about interrupting your conversation (if you can hear above the loud music)?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

"Hi, I can see you guys are having a serious conversation. That's so random. Do you want more water? Or perhaps a fork? LOL, I'm so random too!"

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