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Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit (newsthump.com)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Most high-end phones are 900-1000$ nowadays anyway, so it really doesn't matter much. It's more of if you want Android or Ios.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah I think the point i made badly, was that the new norm seems to be, if you get 5 years out of a $1000 device you think it’s good value .

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I do agree that, getting 5 years out of a $1000 phone is stupid. But at the same time it's the best we can do right now. Massive companies like Apple or Samsung are not gonna listen to us that much.