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Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying "Ew" (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm curious how she walks with those legs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Very carefully.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

On all fours, arched backwards like a crab.