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Not with that attitude Anon won't.
Facts. Picking your ass up and moving to a country, even without knowing the language and little money is possible. You just have to make a lot of trade-offs for it to happen.
Source: I did it
It's definitely something I wanna do (I live in the states) but it's also definitely something I'm deathly afraid of. Always thought Ireland would be nice since I'm a fan of cooler weather and they mostly speak English already (thanks Britain), though it looks like Irish is starting to become more common again.
Often the best opportunities in life are the scariest
Seattle has cooler weather and mostly speaks English
Yeah but Ireland also has social healthcare and workers rights
Seattle is a shithole, let’s not punish him
Found the Fox News watcher
Found someone who hasn’t lived there during CHAZ
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Taking that as a no then. Have fun running your mouth on things you’ve never experienced yourself. Hope the downvote button makes you feel better 🤭
I live in Seattle, you silly goose. You've probably never even been here.
I lived there for several years and I have the honesty to admit it’s dogshit.
I have a feeling that anywhere you go is "dogshit" by virtue of your presence.
Been to Tokyo, indeed not dogshit. Your standards are pathetic if Seattle = good for living.
I said that it's cooler and speaks mostly English.
Glad to hear you left Tokyo before it turned into dogshit.
cope and seethe harder dude, or maybe move back to moscow idaho
I’m sorry your standards are that low. Hope the drugs are worth it
Why do you even live in Seattle then? It must be expensive. I hope it eats away at you, every tax dollar you contribute lol. Fuck you. Move away
I moved out of that shithole already bud. Nothings going towards it
lol so you couldn't hack it in one of the most dynamic and productive cities on Earth so you slunk back to your shack in the swamp? pathetic. cry more, you stupid bitch
Imagine taking someone else’s opinion so personally online rofl.
Here let me triple down: I’m sorry your city is one of the most vile disgusting places in America that’s filled to the brim with homeless drugged up lunatics that have nothing to contribute to society. The vitamin D deficiency everyone has in that dump of a city deludes you people into thinking it’s a great place. Only thing Seattle will be remembered for is the human feces on the street and Hugh Mungus. Congratulations.
wow I got you bitching for hours about a city that you supposedly don't care about, that you supposedly left because you thought it was so awful. your whining about vitamin d makes me think that you have fucked off back to the hillbilly trailer you came from in Arizona. you are the most pathetic right-wing creep I have found online in a while because you are so dedicated to whining about Seattle that I have got you thinking about it for hours and hours. Seattle will live rent free in your head decades after your shitty trailer park collapses because the water ran out and you are sucking warlord cock to survive. enjoy being Immortan Joe's cock sleeve lol
I didn’t read any of that but the brain rot from Seattle must fucking suck rofl. You aren’t changing my mind with that schizophrenic ramble.
oh so you actually think I wasn't just playing with that stupid bitch? you're clearly a stupid bitch yourself? do you want to be a toy for my amusement too?
have fun not reading things you fucking cuck looks like you are taking the L. enjoy the shithole you fucked off to
“B-b-but the bwig bwad stwanga online made fun of me and my city!!!” Lmfao I can’t believe you defend Seattle from made up boogeymen in your head for free. Still not reading by the way, keep doing drugs though I’m sure it’s good for your mental.
I can't I can't believe you pretend you're not reading it while you're typing again and again so many messages showing, proving to me that you are a pathetic piece of shit. I could not give a single fuck about the city of Seattle to be quite honest, I have just been enjoying bothering you for days and days on end. I have been milking you for tears, you are my lolcow. you have been a toy for my amusement you stupid little bitch. now are you going to continue to provide me amusement? be a good little bitch and whine some more
Are you actually replying twice to my posts now? Rofl. You really are a poster child for the average Seattle lunatic. I think the forest fire air might’ve worsened the fetal alcohol syndrome you were born with. Still not reading btw, keep wasting your time replying.
see that's the fucking thing I know you're reading my posts because you're replying to them like a thirsty little bitch. you have been hilarious this whole time it's been like what a week now that you've been moaning at me? I repeat, you are my plaything. you and your pathetic little life are just toys for my amusement
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It's a lot harder if you have a family.
Lot harder if you are from a third world country.
An Indian guy rode his bicycle to Sweden about a girl.
Yeah, but anon wants to improve his life and find peace, not going to cross the planet for something so nebulous. The Indian guy had nookie on offer. That's a man with a mission.
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Not with that latitude either