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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The full Tate Maneuver requires blackmail. Your first mistake was not getting the dirt on her, beta cuck OOP.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What kind of insult is Object Oriented Programmer??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows functional programming is the only real programming.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

OOP is for betas

But also alphas, and full releases

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Original Poster: person who submitted this to Lemmy

Original Original Poster: person who submitted the story to 4chan

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Because of the implication.